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What did the little corn say to the mama corn? A stick.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Because jjokes can see right through them! Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A pork chop!

When the punchline is a parent. Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?

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To get to the other slide! Cows go. Dinner is on me! Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other?

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What do you call two birds in love? It waves! A rocket chip! Q: What does an evil hen lay? Knock, knock.

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Because when you find it, you stop looking. Short jokes to send her 1. You rocket! Q: What animal needs to wear a wig? Are you religious? Hot water.

A power plant! I'm not a photographer, but I can bewt me and you together. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off? A: No, they had an apple!

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Q: Which hand is better to write with? So he could hide in the crayon box!

What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging? How can you ffor a vampire has a cold? The cow that jumped over the moon When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look? Because he wanted to see time fly!

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Because you're the answer to all my prayers. Q: What do you call a dog that can tell time? Image: unsplash. A bulldozer!

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No, cows go MOO! Grapes are purple.

His ghoul-friend. Q: How do you make a lemon drop? What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

Use big words! Funny guys are usually the ones who have lots of girls hanging around them.

I lava you! Take away her credit card! Just let go of it!